i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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