I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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