she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
accomplished twins. life is a go
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Randomize
