Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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