Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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