I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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