I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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