Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dignity is for republicans.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize