3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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