You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
