3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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