Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am available for nakedness
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
