she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
