I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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