So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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