i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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