Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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