Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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