If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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