we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
When are your genitals available?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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