i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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