Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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