Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Liz is crying about burritos again.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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