just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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