I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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