Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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