im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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