why didn't you poke me back
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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