Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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