i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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