i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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