if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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