That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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