what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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