just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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