Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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