I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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