How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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