I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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