just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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