being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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