Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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