im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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