haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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