Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
