I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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