Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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