yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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