he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Randomize
