im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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