Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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