I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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