Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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